Elga's artistic ability is very grand,
She should do CD art for a band.
Her hatred for RIT is extremely high,
for a new room mate, she has left us dry.
She is still bitter against the v-ball coach,
... he really is a meanie-head roach!
We will be at a lack for "The Hot One",
but that's good 'cuz I won't have to see her talk her bum!
In front of the TV she sits a lot,
and she is always willing to reiterate the plot.
For the best movie she is always seeking,
We know when she plays Mafia she never is peeking!
Her red sports car is really the bomb,
but she says she gets pulled over more than her mom!
Elga's leaving us and I'm very sad,
But if she is happy in Virgina, I will be glad.
This Ode to Elga has now been read,
and if I hadn't written it, I'd be dead.