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Year-end Quotes! :-)

Okay, I just finished typing up an entire page of quotes from the Apartment Quote board... unfortunately we didn't write them down all the time, so there aren't very many considering it's been 9 months or whatever. But I figure we can look at this over the summer and remember all the crazy things we do. :-)


Cindi --
"I know when I can't concentrate, chances are I'm pregnant."
"Everything in the freezer is frozen."
"I'll do him, too."
"Everyone should enjoy a little icing now and then."
"How do you spell 'orgy'?"
"Because I'm not very good at life."



Heather --
"I was all excited, but then it didn't make any sense."
"I had a Snuggle... until the dog ate it's eyes."
"I don't know where the monkey came from."
"Speaking of monkeys, we created a penguin removal company in class."
"Can I borrow some of your tape, that's not tape, that's tape?"
"I wouldn't mind walking half way around eternity if it were nice."
"You mean you've never had sex with a dead person?"
"One. Two. Three. (pause) Nothing happend."
"A herd of ghosts?"
"She doesn't know where her arms are!"



Catherine --
"I've never been ice-creamed."
"See, the bad thing is he has a big metal stick."
"You can stick your finger in my peanut butter anytime."
"What happend to the spoons?! They're having a spoon orgy!"
"She wasn't has hot as she was in the first movie."
"It's funny because we don't know why it's funny."



Daniel --
"She thumped first!"

Ryan O. --
"I think it's been felt up enough."

Dan Price --
"It [The microwave] wouldn't be a person if it didn't have feet."

Sarah --
"They sell condoms at the dollar store. No wonder poor people have so many kids!"

Suzy --
"The bananas are smiling at me."

Mixed:
Catherine - ".... soft porn."
Heather - "Soft is bad."

Daniel - "They're on the floor."
Catherine - "That's the best place to be."

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quilynn
May. 22nd, 2003 05:56 pm (UTC)
I'm going to miss you guys so much!
tenthz
May. 22nd, 2003 08:14 pm (UTC)
Ditto! We'll have to have a crazy road trip(or 2!)! :-)
mountainheather
May. 23rd, 2003 05:11 am (UTC)
or 3 or or 5. 8-Þ
tenthz
May. 23rd, 2003 05:17 am (UTC)
You guys could come down to my grandparents house and we could have a pool weekend! (They've got this massive in-ground. :-D )
misch
May. 23rd, 2003 05:25 am (UTC)
Forgot one...
"It's okay Cindi. Catherine's got some pictures on her computer. She'll show you later."
tenthz
May. 23rd, 2003 06:16 am (UTC)
Re: Forgot one...
Thanks, Paul, How could we get through the summer without that one? :-P
misch
May. 23rd, 2003 06:18 am (UTC)
Re: Forgot one...
I have no idea. It's the one that sticks out in my head. Well that, and trying to do "Missionary" in cranium.
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