William Penn had two aunts whose pies were legendary. Penn set them
up with a bakery shop. But they were failures as businesswomen. They
changed their prices regularly, trying to find one their customers
would accept. Penn thought it would be wise to advertise their rates.
So he contacted his friend Benjamin Franklin and asked him to publish
the rates in his periodical, "The Saturday Evening Post." Ben devoted
a weekly column to advertising the rates. He called it, "The Pie Rates
of Penn's Aunts."
And I'm aiming for the Clearwater update by the end of the week... yeah.