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This is one of my favourites....

Steven Spielberg was discussing his new project. It's a drama about
famous composers, starring top stars. Sylvester Stallone, Steven Segal,
Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger were all present. Spielberg was
prepared to allow them to select whatever composers they would portray,
as long as they were very famous. "Well," started Stallone, "I've
always admired Mozart. I would love to play him." "Chopin has always
been my favorite, and my image would improve if people saw me playing
the piano," said Willis. "I've always been partial to Strauss and his
waltzes," said Segal. Spielberg was very pleased with these choices.
"Sounds splendid." Then, looking at Schwarzenegger, he asked, "Who do
you want to be, Arnold?" So Arnold said, "I'll be Bach."

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lordxyyndragon
Aug. 4th, 2003 08:04 am (UTC)
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
mountainheather
Aug. 4th, 2003 07:05 pm (UTC)
That hurts.
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