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Saddam's Missing Relatives

Now that Uday &Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-known Hassan family members are coming to the attention of American authorities.

Among the brothers:
Sooflay ..................the restaurateur
Guday....................the half-Australian brother
Huray.....................the sports fanatic
Sashay...................the gay brother
Kuntay &Kintay.....the twins from the African mother
Sayhay...................the baseball player
Ojay........................the stalker/murderer
Gulay......................the singer/entertainer
Ebay.......................the internet czar
Biliray......................the country music star
Ecksray...................the radiologist
Puray......................the blender factory owner
Regay.....................the half-Jamaican brother
Tupay.....................the one with bad hair

Among the sisters:
Lattay......................the coffee shop owner
Bufay.......................the 300 pound sister
Dushay....................the clean sister
Phayray...................the zoo worker in the gorilla house
Sapheway...............the grocery store owner
Ollay........................the half-Mexican sister
Gudlay.....................the prostitute

And Finally:
There is Oyvay ..... but the family doesn't like to talk about him much.
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