Catherine (tenthz) wrote,
Catherine
tenthz

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to the tune of "if I had a hammer."

If I had a wire,
I'd leave it on the couch,
I'd leave it on the couch,
most every day.
I'd go on the Internet,
and look at web sites,
I'd e-mail all the world,
my brothers and my sisters,
all over this land.

If I had a Leatherman,
I'd leave it in the living room,
I'd leave it in the living room,
most every day,
I'd leave it on the floor,
and people would step on it.
I'd be in trouble with
my brothers and my sisters,
all over this land.
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