Catherine (tenthz) wrote,
Catherine
tenthz

Two Jokes. (These are for you, Albert!)

A Neutron walks into a bar and orders a martini.
He then asks how much it will cost.
The bartender replies "For you, no charge!"

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

Thanks for the much needed laugh, darling. ;-P

Another one:
Two atoms are walking down the street.
One stops and says "hold on! I just dropped an electron."
The other says "are you sure?"
The first says "yes, I'm positive!"
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