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Two Jokes. (These are for you, Albert!)

A Neutron walks into a bar and orders a martini.
He then asks how much it will cost.
The bartender replies "For you, no charge!"

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

Thanks for the much needed laugh, darling. ;-P

Another one:
Two atoms are walking down the street.
One stops and says "hold on! I just dropped an electron."
The other says "are you sure?"
The first says "yes, I'm positive!"

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quilynn
Jan. 9th, 2004 03:49 pm (UTC)
Awesome. I LOVE those jokes. :-D
dhrelva
Jan. 9th, 2004 09:09 pm (UTC)
*groan*
I loved them.
pumpkingod
Jan. 9th, 2004 11:47 pm (UTC)
:: double groan :: My roomie Joe and I laughed, cried, and generally went "WHERE DID SHE GET THESE?!?!?" ;)
tenthz
Jan. 10th, 2004 12:20 am (UTC)
From my boyfriend... who, strangely enough, got them from an OT thread on a WingCommander (video game) forum.
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