I'm a little teapot, short and stout.
Here is my handle, here is my spout.
When I get all steamed up, then I shout:
Tip me over and pour me out!
I'm a very special pot, it's true.
Here's an example of what I can do.
I can change my handle and change my spout.
So just tip me over, and pour me out!
Impressive, eh? I'm having visions of Pauly Shore. Oh, goody. :-P