These are the silly story/jokes that I pass on to you because I got a good chuckle out of them. :-)



�Cash, check or charge?� I asked, after folding items the

woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet

I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

�So, do you always carry your TV remote?� I asked.

�No,� she replied,� but my husband refused to come shopping with me,

so I figured this was the most legal evil thing I could do to him.�