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Jan. 7th, 2005

Anyone got any good "your browser is so old...." jokes?

And yes, this is for my project. :-P

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lordxyyndragon
Jan. 7th, 2005 04:53 pm (UTC)
Yo browsa so old, instead of a search engine it has a search covered wagon!

That's the best I can do today.
randomx
Jan. 7th, 2005 05:28 pm (UTC)
yo browser so old, that Linx aint even supported.

yo browser so old, that VRML is a breakthrough.

yo browser so old, it only runs on Apple DOS.

yo browser so old, that even my grandmother knows Mozilla is better.

yo browser so old, Google shows up in only 2 colors - black and white.

Yeah, I'm bored :-p
tenthz
Jan. 7th, 2005 05:36 pm (UTC)
Sweet! Thanks muchly! :-)
yoggie
Jan. 7th, 2005 09:04 pm (UTC)
Oh so old...
Your browser is so old...
that you start it from the command line.
the only porn sites it can access are ones of grainy pictures of women in their petticoats.
its tagline on the box it came in is "better than a stone tablet".
instead of mouse-over it has rock-over.
it wheezes when it hits a web page over 2K in size.
it renders pictures as ASCII figures.
it works best on a PC with 8K of RAM.
it spells Google with one "o".
it can only render webpages written in '05... 1905.
user interface... what's that?
its embedded media player plays only vinyl LP's.
its comes with a carrier pigeon to contact tech support.

memeslayer
Jan. 7th, 2005 09:25 pm (UTC)
Your browser's so old, it only reads card catalogs.
Your browser's so old, it's built out of vacuum tubes.
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