Catherine (tenthz) wrote,


This is so bad, I debated posting it at all:

One day God called down to Noah: "Noah, I want you to make me an ark."
Noah replied, "No problem. Anything you want is fine; after all, you're
the boss."

But God added, "Ah, but there's a catch, Noah. I want not just a couple
of decks; I want 20 decks, one on top of the other."

"TWENTY DECKS!" Noah screamed. Then, remembering at whom he was
yelling, he added, "Well, whatever you say. Should I fill it with
all the animals, just like last time?"

"Nope," God answered. "This time I want you to fill it with fish."

"Fish?" asked Noah.

"Yes, fish. To be more specific, Noah, I want carp, wall to wall, floor
to ceiling."

Noah looked to the skies. He was truly baffled. "But why?" he asked.

"Well," said God, "I thought it would be nice to have a multistory
carp ark."
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