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This is so bad, I debated posting it at all:


One day God called down to Noah: "Noah, I want you to make me an ark."
Noah replied, "No problem. Anything you want is fine; after all, you're
the boss."

But God added, "Ah, but there's a catch, Noah. I want not just a couple
of decks; I want 20 decks, one on top of the other."

"TWENTY DECKS!" Noah screamed. Then, remembering at whom he was
yelling, he added, "Well, whatever you say. Should I fill it with
all the animals, just like last time?"

"Nope," God answered. "This time I want you to fill it with fish."

"Fish?" asked Noah.

"Yes, fish. To be more specific, Noah, I want carp, wall to wall, floor
to ceiling."

Noah looked to the skies. He was truly baffled. "But why?" he asked.

"Well," said God, "I thought it would be nice to have a multistory
carp ark."

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memeslayer
Jan. 26th, 2005 02:19 pm (UTC)
Ow. Ow. Ow.
tenthz
Jan. 26th, 2005 02:22 pm (UTC)
I warned you!
codepoet
Jan. 26th, 2005 05:04 pm (UTC)
I am spared by ignorenace!
ricewrites
Jan. 26th, 2005 06:36 pm (UTC)
hahahahahhahaa... I'm sorry... I'm laughing at how awful that is.. but it IS funny :-P
pumpkingod
Jan. 26th, 2005 07:29 pm (UTC)
Oh wow ....
lordxyyndragon
Jan. 26th, 2005 09:01 pm (UTC)
Hurting... hurting...
dracheitskara
Jan. 26th, 2005 10:20 pm (UTC)
at this exact moment I wish I wasn't your roommate... then again, it means I can torture you for this awful awful pun!! :0P
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