Catherine (tenthz) wrote,
Catherine
tenthz

  • Mood:
*front door opens and someone comes in*
Mom -- "Albert? Is that you? I thought you were in bed. (to me) What was he doing?"
Me -- "Putting Vaseline on the pumpkins."

*pause*

*everyone cracks up*
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