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Oh, this is punny...

Two friends were hunting in the woods. One was an experienced hunter.
He was taking his friend on his first hunting trip. But his friend was
a peaceful guy who didn't have the heart to hurt any animals.

Eventually, they found a deer. When they were within shooting range,
they saw that the deer had an infection in one eye. The infection
explained why the deer hadn't seen them sneak up. The experienced
hunter readied his gun and looked through the viewfinder. But before he
could shoot, his friend started making a commotion. "Hey," he said,
"this is a bad-eye deer."

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quilynn
Nov. 21st, 2005 03:07 pm (UTC)
That would have been a lot funnier outloud. It took me a minute to figure it out. :-p
tenthz
Nov. 21st, 2005 04:50 pm (UTC)
Me, too. I also think it would help if you were from, oh, Massachusettes or something.
mountainheather
Nov. 21st, 2005 06:10 pm (UTC)
I was going to say something to that affect. But then I went to lunch.

Massachusetss subtracts R's actually. RI adds them.
tenthz
Nov. 21st, 2005 06:16 pm (UTC)
I thought Mass added R's at the *end* of words. That's where my grandfather was from, and he always said "Idea-r" and "banana-r"
mountainheather
Nov. 21st, 2005 06:19 pm (UTC)
Oh. I guess they add and subtract. The two states are so close they meld mayhaps. But it's definitely an RI thing (too).
My Gp's do both.
dhrelva
Nov. 23rd, 2005 05:23 am (UTC)
Oh dear. That was bad. That was beyond bad. That was just plain awful. I loved it. Thanks.
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