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Definition:
Space Bar - a sleazy joint where martians go.

And now.... on to the pun....


A handyman had a dog named Mace. Mace loved to eat grass. One day, the
handyman lost his wrench in tall grass. He looked and looked, but gave
up at dusk. When he awoke, he went outside. Mace had eaten the grass.
His wrench now lay in plain sight. He called the dog over and said, "A
grazing Mace, how sweet the hound, that saved a wrench for me."

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singingmollusk
Mar. 12th, 2006 09:01 pm (UTC)
.....
good. greif.
{lololololololololol}
misch
Mar. 13th, 2006 12:06 am (UTC)
The beauty of the pun is in the "oy!" of the beholder.
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