WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *brain explodes*
We were definitely laughing at them. I don't know if I should be thankful my family could never be that messed up, or if I should be paranoid that we really are but don't know it.
I won't think about it anymore, will make me go crazy.
Would-be-Moral of the story: NEVER name your children weird things like "Augusten"